Saturday, October 27, 2012

COLD NEWS #10


PROFILES IN PROFILE

WillardMittRomney (in one long run-on sentence)

Draft dodging, Ayn Rand loving, cognac-swilling schmoozologist to the really rich, 47% hating, survival of fewest possible, billionaire by other means, magical trickle down faerie

Non-fact spewing robot or obfuscating modular conviction unit

Loves America, but hates Americans, self deporting off shoring tax evader who would gladly pay more taxes if someone  really really made him, some of his best friends are women and corporations are women too, biggest Bain for the buck, but now just a Bain in the ass.